Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Only one thing can get done around her